you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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