Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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