Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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