i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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