i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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