I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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