So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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