dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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