At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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