so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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