why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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