their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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