Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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