Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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