just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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