I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
40s are totally the cure
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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