Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Come on in and take your pants off
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