next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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