How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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