I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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