idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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