Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My liver just had a heart attack.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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