come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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