its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
