Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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