Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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