It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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