So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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