she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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