if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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