I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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