You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wish I could teleport
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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