Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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