is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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