that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
