doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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