I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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