it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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