Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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