So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We had to coat check the pizza.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
