Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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