She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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