im drinking this country out of the recession.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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