So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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