Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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