if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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