She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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