He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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