Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Are my feet made of real feet?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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