Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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