She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
