So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
my poor anus
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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