So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Randomize
