No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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