Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
