I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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