I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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