Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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